Speaking of that last post..
After watching The Walking Dead, and listening to the Squarian remix of “I Don’t Like,” I was freestyling in my head
(just because lol) when I was on the way to the library. Truthfully.. I couldn’t tell you half of the shit I said. But I remember thinking “Carl in the cut, he ain’t in Lori’s sight.” and I just burst out laughing in the middle of the street.
Fuck anyone who was passing by me.
That shit was funny to me.
The Walking Dead #100.
Can I just.. Sigh. I’m not going to spoil anything completely, but maaaan. Before reading it, I knew something was going to happen. I knew something bad was going to happen. The end of issue 99 (or imagination in general) pretty much solidified that fact. Bad shit simply always happens in a world full of zombies.
BUUUUUUT.. The people can be (and will be) worse than the actual zombies. They’re more capable and shit. All zombies can do is bite your ass and maybe grab you and maybe pin you down. But humans? Nah. Those motherfuckers can grab you, beat you up, knock you the fuck out, cut you, shoot you, torture you. In fact - a horde of people is worse than a horde of zombies.
AND THIS FUCKING ISSUE PROVED THAT POINT IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.
Why not to trust women in apocalyptic situations.
- The Walking Dead: There will come a time in your life where you get shot and end up in a coma. Sometime during this coma, there’s a zombie outbreak, and your friends/family will seek safety. Just food for thought..don’t let your best friend and your wife seek refuge with each other. ‘Cause your wife will fuck your best friend.. Multiple times.
- Dead Space/Dead Space 2: There will come a time in your life where the ship your girlfriend is assigned to sends out a distress signal. And since YOU were the one who encouraged her to take the job, you’ll feel inclined to save her. Little do you know, this ship is filled with deadly alien creatures (Necromorphs) that will decimate the entire crew. By the way..your girlfriend committed suicide as the outbreak got worse. Tough luck, bro. The traumatic events on the Ishimura, in combination with the loss of her, will lead you to have dementia..and you’ll often hallucinate about your dead girlfriend. Long story short? Don’t get on the fucking ship. ‘Cause she’ll try to kill you.. Multiple times.
- Dead Space: There will come a time in your life during the above mentioned events where a member of your squad will aid you (via video chat and audio messages) throughout your journey of the ship. Don’t trust her. That bitch will try to leave you for dead.. Multiple times.
- Mass Effect 2: There will come a time in your life where you have to gather the best of the best and assemble a team for a suicide mission. With that being said, you will eventually have to gain the loyalty of your crew members by aiding them in personal quests. Two of your female crew members will get into a heated dispute, and you have to choose between the two of them. If you’re good enough? You can get both. But the chances of that are highly unlikely. All I’m saying is..don’t pick them to do shit on the mission. ‘Cause they will die and possibly fuck up what you were working towards in the first place.. Multiple times.