I have a friend back home who never texts back on the grounds of a casual conversation. Sometimes a notification will roll in hours later and sometimes not at all.. But if I don’t text back then it’s an instant “You’re ignoring me” or whatever.. Which is the most ironic shit ‘cause even if I text back she still doesn’t reply ‘till 5 years later.

HONESTLY THOUGH..

She only hits me up when she’s horny lol. Sounds like a stretch to say that, but she’s a tease and shit so literally every message has some kind of sexual undertone behind it. I lowkey find that reaaally redundant considering I’m 2 hours and 30 minutes away..

Don’t get me wrong though. I’m not complaining. The world knows how much I like getting nudes sent to me (ahem).. But always talking about sex is so boring, yo. Especially when she probably isn’t about it anyway.  Just a simple friendly witty banter type of convo isn’t going to hurt anyone.