I know this sound kinds of superficial..but I hope I don’t end up dating a girl who takes maaaad duckface pictures. It’s probably bound to happen, ‘cause every girl and their grandma does it, but still. I mean. Let’s be totally honest here. I’m a pretty secretive dude. I don’t talk to people about who I like, who I’m talking to, who I plan to pursue, etc. And CLEARLY..people are nosey as shit. Even the people I don’t talk to anymore or claim to be my “friends” would tune-in to the Hamiltonius feed if my relationship status on Facebook was ANYWHERE close to going from “single” to “in a relationship.” Chances are..they won’t know her. So when they get on their stalker shit, going through pictures and alladat..and see OD duck face pictures..imagine how that rubs off on me lol. It’s just not cute at all man. Even if you don’t show teeth, just fucking smile. I’d appreciate it so much more.