Our typical “conversation.”

• One of us randomly starts it.
• You don’t respond for an hour or two.
• You finally respond with the shortest message(s) know to mankind.
• I try to make something out of it.
• You send some suggestive picture with an irrelevant caption and expect me to fall for it.
• I don’t fall for it.
• You attempt it 2 or 3 more times.. Knowing you aren’t about that life.
• The conversation abruptly ends, usually with my message being last.
• I come to the conclusion that I love boobs and girls in undies as much as the next guy, but you’re fucking boring.
• We don’t talk for another week or two, besides my notorious “sup nod.”
• The process repeats.