February 2011
If my manager insults me again, I will be...
After I fuck the manager up then I’m gonna shorten the register up.
January 2011
kwills88:
Think one of the biggest misconception people have about me is that i am super smart, I wouldn’t go as far as to say that i am, but i am more so super observant, i watch, listen, learn and understand things that are around me…I try never to speak on what i don’t know and even if you think i am wrong, i am usually right because it’s something I’ve witnessed first hand…what happened to...
“Jay don’t mind me, I’m just blowing my zone up. Doin’ it bout as fly as a maggot...”
– Lupe Fiasco on Ignorant Freestyle via Touch The Sky mixtape. (via realniggaquotes)
Sometimes I feel like I'm not interesting enough...
benedictsimon:
a-roc:
lol. I feel like I’m a boring person and I have no way in changing that.
real talk.
All the time. I’ve never had the guts to ask anybody about it though lol.
Damn it, Charles Hamilton.
Let me start off by saying that I CAN be rather talkative on XBL..it depends. Today is one of those days. Anyways. Considering I just got a new 360 to replace my older one, there’s a lot of things I haven’t changed.
In this case: My clan tag on MW2 is still “Beam” because I’m Beaming was one of my favorite songs at that point in time.
Here’s where it all goes...
lyquydenygma:
For such a boring guy I happen to attract a wide variety of women.
It’s got to be the beard.
REALIZATION
canto-xii:
duhnisepham:
so i just realized…
ALMOST all the guys who claim they want a girl who is “no nonsense, drama-free. a girl who’s real, independent, different, and out there and unafraid of the world” are liars.
they always end up with the cutesy, adorable, mymiddlenameisdrama, holdmewhenimscared, mylifeismiserablebutadmiremecauseidealwithiteveryday, ibakestuff,...
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Recipes for Disaster: Silent & Low-key.
I could go on for eons about this one. Being low-key is a gift and a curse. It’s a common stereotype for me to be considered “shady” because there’s never one person that ALWAYS knows what I’m up to. But to be honest? I like having that mysterious effect on people. I like making moves that confuse people. Doesn’t mean I’m out living some secret life...
Recipes for Disaster: Music/Gaming.
Music. Okay. For those who don’t know..my brother is a producer (I’ve somewhat tried to get into it but eh) he’s not major or anything, but a few select people in my city and school fuck with him..pause. I’ve gotten heat for that since I’ve been a freshman. His friends and/or people he hops in the studio with would rush up to me on some “AYO! Why doesn’t...
Recipes for Disaster: Flirting.
We’ve already covered that one —-> Yeah.
Recipes for Disaster: Book Smarts.
This should be self explanatory. Being an Honors student = world of stress. Every day..no matter what the issue, there will be ONE teacher who’s excuse will be “You’re an honors student so you shouldn’t do this and that. You’re an honors student so you should know better. Blah blah.” But really it’s not even the teachers that annoy me; It’s the...
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Recipes for Disaster: Computers.
Too many, too many, TOOOOO MANY times..have I been approached being asked to hack something or somebody for someone. You’d better find another person for that. When you have a skill higher than the average user..people become reliant on you. By this I mean: Printing papers, syncing iPods, burning CD’s, being rushed for things that could’ve been found with a simple Google search,...
Amongst my crew.
We’re all different. We have the book smart ones, athletes, computer wizzes, street smart ones, pretty boys, and more. We all share a bond with each other even though we’re totally different.
Which one am I? Searched high and low for that Tanya Morgan mixtape and couldn’t find it? Jay’s the guy. Need help fixing your computer? Jay could help you with that. Don’t...
I'm confident but shy.
Watchshawnisthetruth:
peasandcarrotsinternational:
Waveisode #76: Tyler, The Creator Shows Us How To Get At Women
In that shirt.
kwills88:
Easiest way to piss off a black girl
Walk up to her and say “weave” her reaction will either be
Curse you out and tell you how it’s actual her hair
Curse you out and tell you that she paid for it so it’s her hair
Curse you you out and tell you she’s mixed.
I’ll just leave this here.
“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely...”
– E.B. White (via joahchun)
Why the fuck is it so hard to find someone with...
kimitos:
Mom: Anak what are you eating for breakfast tomorrow? Me: Pussy. Mom: WHAT Me: Poptarts. Mom: Oh okay.
I do this all of the time looool. To everyone, not just my mom.
Sexual moans
kwills88:
Do you ever wonder if moans can affect one’s sexual pleasure? Let me explain, if you were to hinder your moans during sex or masturbation does your pleasure still feel the same? as oppose to letting them out without restraint? I actually believe so, moaning is a great way of letting out that pure feeling of ecstasy, I guess it’s your very own way of crying during the sense of amazing...
